Jul/090
The ten penises smaller than the star system
It is said that there are no small actors, only small parts. Nothing is more true, it seems even the big players are not always super-gifted! It seems that some celebrities idolized as a male sex symbol, talking in my pants-penis the male sexual organ – they have little to offer!
They are often betrayed ex-wives and girlfriends to peddle bad voices, and this could make us doubt their veracity, except that some have been photographed naked by merciless photographers, leaving no room for doubt.
Boys will be happy mortals, and even the most complex men who are about the size of their penis. But I suppose you want to know names and surnames of the least talented of Hollywood … and then you do not wait.
Here are the top ten lists of celebrities less gifted (a paraphrase to indicate the shorter sentences, in fact …):
- Brad Pitt, yes, although you look like a machine churning out the child, at the time of marriage with Juditte Lewis, had a good reputation: his wife when he was asked how Brad was inside his trousers, had replicated among amazement of all: “It is not as great, if you know what I mean” He says, you learn! What a waste!
- Jude Law has been taken while she was naked in France, host of the mother. Was taking a bath when he was caught by paparazzi. The comments of the photographers assault on his male attributes? “It is no Tommy Lee” …
- Eight Mile, the famous rapper appears to have much to say but little to show. Or at least is what his ex-wife Kim Mathers says, which defines sex with Eminem as a huge flop, and even recommend the use of Viagra because “otherwise it will not work!”
- Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore before she married, was about to join in marriage with actress Brittany Murphy. The famous American show, the David Letterman Show, the former flame stated: “I suppose that their relationship is based on the fact that he did not care about age difference and she does not affect the size of the penis!”
- Chris Evans, despite reports can boast the likes of Geri Halliwell and Billie Piper (his ex-wife), has no secret weapons down. And ‘his own admission (we appreciate the humility!). During a visit to his mother in hospital, the famous speaker, in front of reproductions of anatomical male penis, held that adores these representations that make understanding the perfection of the body, and how everything works like a perfect machine, but at the same time, feels a disabled before the average size of the male phallus, since he provided little of substance manly.
- Enrique Iglesias: father, like son? It is not always so! Despite his father Julio boasted of having had more than 3,000 women and is a legendary lover, the son has been problems with the size of his penis and admits that if he could, the only thing that would change her body. For his girlfriend Anna Kournikova this is not a serious problem, but Enrique confesses that the biggest difficulty is finding condoms extra small! Viva sincerity!
- Danny Bonaduce has appeared naked at the San Francisco Conference Erotic and you have to use the magnifying glass to be able to see his penis. Later he claimed to have laid bare, just to prove that there had not so small! That’s why, to erase from memory the picture that makes it on, decided to make new steps in full by March 2008.
- Howard Stern, it seems that the king of all media is not the king of the bedroom. He himself describes his penis as a grape, and admits he would like to have him as that of men of color. A bit ‘too ambitious, perhaps?
- Johnny Knoxville has called his penis as an egg in a nest! And again, like a light switch! Too much self-mockery? I hope so for him! Needless to say, this is joining the rankings!
- Mick Jagger, who would have thought that the king of rock had a small penis? Maybe it’s the fault of all those years spent in tight pants, the fact is that the Rolling Stones has been publicly ridiculed by his ex lover Janice Dickinson, because he would try to get thicken the penis, covering it with bees, so the sting made him turgid. Incredible? Unbelievable? Not really, the bees appear to be a fashion for VIPs less talented of the star system. Their happy! But it will not get hurt?
I think this ranking is enough to calm a little with the whole world, not all the stars are celebrities too in my pants, and this shows that great men do not feel has nothing to do with the size of the penis … sounds like a cliché but … does anyone believe it?
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